Who Really Drives?

Question: Who Really Drives!?

I drive in this relationship
I steer, accelerate, and brake
It is my responsibilty to:
Change the oil
Fill up the gas tank
Rotate the tires
Perform preventive maintainance
So why in the world
Is this your car!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

That's our secret weapon; we let you THINK you drive!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Because grasshopper it is nessecary to allow you to have the delusion of driving so that you may arrive at your destination!. Try to snatch the bolt from the hand in front of you
and when you are ready you will discover you already know the answer!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Because, of course! We, in turn: Have the children, feed the group, do the laundry!.!.!.for the troop!. Cook the dinners, clean the nest!.!.!.it's only fair we take a rest!.!.!.so!.!.!.that's why!
('Sides, men are so manly!.!.!.taking care of their toys!)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Because it goes where SHE wants it to go!. Don't fight it, you got a good deal!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Why oh why does this sound like a married man!? Is the honeymoon over sweetie!? LOL *pwl xoWww@QuestionHome@Com

Because you love me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Because you let it be!? It takes 2!? !.!.!.*lovely poem T_T I can only barely understand it, but still lovely!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Wow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I love it!!
Just because:)
Well done!!
Very nice:)Www@QuestionHome@Com