A nasty surprise in a sandwich,
A drawing-pin caught in your sock,
The limpest of shakes from a hand which
You'd thought would be firm as a rock,
A serious mistake in a nightie,
A grave disappointment all round
Is all that you'll get from th'Almighty,
Is all that you'll get underground!.
Oh he said: 'If you lay off the crumpet
I'll see you alright in the end!.
Just hang on until the last trumpet!.
Have faith in me, chum-I'm your friend!.'
But if you remind him, he'll tell you:
'I'm sorry, I must have been pissed-
Though your name rings a sort of a bell!. You
Should have guessed that I do not exist!.
'I didn't exist at Creation,
I didn't exist at the Flood,
And I won't be around for Salvation
To sort out the sheep from the cud-
'Or whatever the phrase is!. The fact is
In soteriological terms
I'm a crude existential malpractice
And you are a diet of worms!.
'You're a nasty surprise in a sandwich!.
You're a drawing-pin caught in my sock!.
You're the limpest of shakes from a hand which
I'd have thought would be firm as a rock,
'You're a serious mistake in a nightie,
You're a grave disappointment all round-
That's all you are, ' says th'Almighty,
'And that's all that you'll be underground!.'Www@QuestionHome@Com