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Question: SAYING!.!.!.!. GUYS SHOuLD KNOE THIS!.!.!.!.!.!?
1!. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out!.
2!. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy listening!.
3!. Don’t say you understand when you don’t!.
4!. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5!. You don’t have PMS; don’t act like you know what it’s
like!.
6!. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get you off the hook!.
7!. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don’t!.
8!. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships!.
9!. We don’t like it when you act like Mr!. Big!.
10!. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us!.
11!. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe!.
12!. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes!.
13!. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t,
apologize!.
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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
1!. Really!? Keep thinking that!.
2!. Silly blanket statement – quite a large number of girls enjoy this!.
3!. We hardly ever understand!. How can you pour hot wax on your upper thigh and rip the hairs off and still be afraid of a spider!? (Jerry Seinfeld)!.
4!. Denial, much!?
5!. We know enough that you don’t need to be a ***** to everyone – we didn’t cause it!. We will try to be nice to you and help but there’s only a point your incessant yelling will be understood!.
6!. For girls, this usually means some form of spending money (necklace, flowers, etc!.)!. How nice!.
7!. True!.
8!. Absolutely ridiculous blanket statement!.
9!. Is that so!? Then why is Carrie engaged to Big in the upcoming movie!?
10!. Very much agree with this – I hate poor, uncouth people who try to pretend that they’re not!. 500 watts to the welfare office isn’t very impressive!.
11!. Why!? I mean, I agree but this is immature!.
12!. Key is ‘sometimes!.’
13!. This is ridiculous… but true!. It also contradicts number 1!.

Anyway, sorry I had to poke fun at your list!. This is the full list that you’ll probably love:

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All of this is true!. Listen to this woman she is brilliant!. If you follow those simple 13 rules you will never have a problem with your woman!. thanks for all us retarded guys!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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