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Position:Home>Poetry> Need a poem for a woman who will turn 50 yrs old tomorrow. Would like to have aQuestion: Need a poem for a woman who will turn 50 yrs old tomorrow!. Would like to have a website with bithday poems!.!? Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: http://www!.poemsource!.com/birthday-poems!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com Couldn't find one so I wrote one: So You are 50 So you are 50 what do you know You no longer have to wait for your boobs to grow You no longer wonder what sex is like or if you are even doing "it" right You've seen a man on the moon a paper one too A guy named Arafat and another Vegas star mauled by his Cat You've seen hippies and yuppies, preppies and Val's A Vampire Slayer who hung out at the Bronze There was Pony Boy and Junie Moon, the Howling and Silver Spoons You have been the remote and rejoiced in it's coming The Word processor evolve and the Internet up and running You've been through it all and not nearly enough You thought it was bad before - but 50 is going to be tough The cycle you hate will finally stop but not before you sweat so much you can water a crop The wine you once relished will spurn in turn making 2 buck Chuck the flavor you yearn Retirement now looms on the horizon - time now to think of investing in Verizon Is your 401K vested and secure - are you leaking when you laugh - are your poise secure Ah, yes - 50 is nifty- 50 is grand so let us all rise and give you a hand!. copyright 2008 Walking On Sunshine for your amusment ;-)Www@QuestionHome@Com Write your own!. I'm sure you could do it!. Those are the best!. It doesn't have to rhyme!. Just write what you want to say to her!.Www@QuestionHome@Com I'm sure she'll appreciate a hand-written poem!. It is one of the most touching and sentimental gifts to give!.Www@QuestionHome@Com WRITE YOUR OWN!! thats the best poem someone can get!.Www@QuestionHome@Com |