There's more than just Nantucket out there....?

Question: There's more than just Nantucket out there!.!.!.!.!?

There once was a man from The Grove!.
who never let on when he dove
that his thong was undone
and into the sun
his privates were duly exposed!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Your rhyme scheme must always comply
By actually rhyming; here's why:
"Dove" and "-posed" no more match
than does "bath" rhyme with "batch!."
Consonants are important, big guy!.

:-)Www@QuestionHome@Com

His privates were exposed and who knows
The sun might of parched his privates duly unclosed!.!.!.
Nantrucket is just a place so he thought to hell with it and said f****T!.
He loved the air and the feeling of his thong undone
Now he was feeling good and having lots of fun!.!.
His eyes wide open and every thing else
When he looked up and sniffed a smelt!.!.
A lady came upon him looking at his disarray
Looking at him in a grinning dismay!.
She joined him and took off her suit
He came onto her with hot pursuit!.
Together they frolicked on the beach with all they can
Making love there in a pile of sand!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

There's no such verb as 'dove'!. (past tense of dive is dived)

It doesn't rhyme with exposed!.

Is there such a town as 'The Grove' !?

Apart from that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Inspiring!. in fact it inspired me to compose the following!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

I knew a girl from Nantucket
Who asked ' d'ya know what my man Buk ate !?
I replied " No!"
She said "then let me show!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
You what's left of his Kentucky Fried BucketWww@QuestionHome@Com

Thought Nantucket was the limerickal rule
When writing an ode to a tool
A di(c)k or a pri(c)k
That you then stick
Into someone's sheep or their mule

But wiser men have now shown me the err of my ways!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

nope, nantucket's all there is!. then there's just liek some islands with weird lonely bearded dudes and mad walruses but liek nothin worth seein!.

o yeah jesus has a casino somewhere out there but it's fulla mexikinzWww@QuestionHome@Com

There once was a girl named Sue Bader
who had sex with a large alligator
but nobody knew
the result of their screw
because after it fugged her
it ate herWww@QuestionHome@Com

There once was a woman from Ealing
Who had the most peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
Then opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceilingWww@QuestionHome@Com

summertime skinny dip,lose the thong and the tan lines!.
Thanks for the laugh,really fun stuff!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

HAHAHAHAHA!.!.!.!.!.!.funny!. Privates exposed!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

there once was a man from degrass!.
who had balls that were made out of brass!.
when he clang them together
they made stormy weather
and lightning shot out of his a$$Www@QuestionHome@Com

Awesome!Www@QuestionHome@Com

LOl!. that's the best one yet!. I want a one way ticket to Nantucket!Www@QuestionHome@Com

You are truly a poet!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ahhhh, so what the question!. Need a question if ya want an answer!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I like it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

And if he went swimming off Tokyo, that'd be flash in ja pan!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Indeed there is! Lol well done=:>)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Too true!.

I have a Nan Smith!

And nice limerick! ;o)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Now that's a Buk one for ya!. So funny!. LOLWww@QuestionHome@Com

WA HAHAAH LMAOWww@QuestionHome@Com

lol, love it well done!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Well done Buk!.!.!.still laughing Love, honeyWww@QuestionHome@Com

Hmmmm!.!.!.good one BUK!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

oh dear you have put a visual in my headWww@QuestionHome@Com

I think I've been to the beach with that guy!Www@QuestionHome@Com

your moms tucketWww@QuestionHome@Com