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Question: Do you like my poetic malice!?
Yahooligan Playhouse Presents
……!.!.Sptfyr’s Inferno
……!.!.!.by H!.M!. Shipp
The Players:
Evadne as………Mary Bomar, Director, National Park Service
Neonman as…!.!.!.Van Zeck, Commissioner, Bureau of Public Debt
Frank as………!.!.!.St Jerome
As our story begins, we see our heroine in the office of the evil loan officer, Van Zeck!. He has threatened to collateralize the Grand Canyon and Craters of the Moon National Preserve in order to buy fuel to fight with in Iraq!.
Mary: But Sir, we’re already over there!. Why don’t we crack the oil ourselves and make gasoline over there!?
Van: Aren’t we doing that already!?
St Jerome: (loud flatulence)Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I am threatened, hopefully with hot air!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Wow, normally I'm cast as evil people, but apparently not today!. I'm rather pleased, to tell you the truth, and flattered!. And yes, we already are over there, and I'm tired of it!. By the way, is the gun in my purse part of the script, or will improvisation make this tablueax better!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
Please, sir, can I be in it!?
Meanwhile,
back at the White House a tumbril and guillotine could be set up!. I would be shown knitting as various heads tumble into baskets!. Or has everyone lost their heads already!?Www@QuestionHome@Com
The energy crisis is solved: just send hot, hot , hot vindaloos to Frank, on a freakin' conveyor belt!!!!
Natural gas is the secret to perpetual motion!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I feel threatened by your ingenuity!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I just paid half a century to fill up my car!. Extremely loud release of hot air to them! Now, as long as they stay away from Mars!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I love the music!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
I really liked it!. It was very creative!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
That's pretty good !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Should be a hit on Broadway!!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
It was just the role I would audition for!. How did you know!? Surely a broadway stint is in order!Www@QuestionHome@Com