Help some1 i need a extremely funny poem by tommorow 8:30 am?

Question: Help some1 i need a extremely funny poem by tommorow 8:30 am!?

it should be 10 lines long, school appropriate, and like i said extremely funnyWww@QuestionHome@Com

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:

Life is a tarry leg,
Hairy dark,
Seemingly shoeless,
Like a huge pickle,
White, dirty,
But with lines of red,
Scars, rashes
Leg is so bountiful,
And yet to taste it,
One would never know!.Www@QuestionHome@Com