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Question: I wrote a poem with no ending!. The person with the best entry earns ten points, a thumbs up and a fan!. Ready!?
Bill was walking down a cliff, one rainy day
The ground was slippery, and streams cascaded beautifully

So he sauntered at a steady pace, to avoid slipping
But his heel caught something, and he was hurled down tumbling

Bill descended rapidly, like a loose wheel
His head was hurting, his body bruising, he knew he was a'dying

But alas, a cow was grazing, on his downward path
It looked above, and saw poor Bill, screaming like a cat

Now Bill, frightened, his face contorted, saw the cow below
He let out a sigh, relieved to survive, for it would thwart his fall

With his eyes now shut, Bill awaited, and anticipated the collision
And the cow now stupefied, much more, terrified, made a last-second decision


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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
In udder panic, she turned aside
And Bill continued his downhill ride!.
To meet his fate
At the pasture gate!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

He lowered his head, stuck his bum in the air, to make the inevitable painless
Bill continued his flight, not deviating a mite, and his head went up the cow's anus

Boom, boomWww@QuestionHome@Com

The cow turned up-side down and laid upon the earth,
No doubt trying to "Milk" this situation for all it's worth!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

It turned to the right, ending Bill's plight
For a cow pie cushioned his fallWww@QuestionHome@Com