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Question: I need a poem about a lonely olive!.!?
Okay, please don't ask me why I need a poem about a lonely olive!. That's an olive, as in the little green or black salty things that you eat; i!.e!. not about a girl named olive!. A poem about pimentos is ok too!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


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Olive Black, Olive Green,
I love your taste but you block my spleen!.
I love you in salads and on bickies too,
I just wish that it was easier to poo!.
Wait! I've found the problem, there's a stone in the middle,
It's alright, it's ok, thank goodness I can still piddle!.
Once the olive is gone, the stones are great fun,
But alas, my brother's eyes, he only has one!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

By A!.E!. Stallings

Sometimes a craving comes for salt, not sweet,
For fruits that you can eat
Only if pickled in a vat of tears—
A rich and dark and indehiscent meat
Clinging tightly to the pit—on spears

Of toothpicks, maybe, drowned beneath a tide
Of vodka and vermouth,
Rocking at the bottom of a wide,
Shallow, long-stemmed glass, and gentrified;
Or rustic, on a plate cracked like a tooth—

A miscellany of the humble hues
Eponymously drab—
Brown greens and purple browns, the blacks and blues
That chart the slow chromatics of a bruise—
Washed down with swigs of barrel wine that stab

The palate with pine-sharpness!. They recall
The harvest and its toil,
The nets spread under silver trees that foil
The blue glass of the heavens in the fall—
Daylight packed in treasuries of oil,

Paradigmatic summers that decline
Like singular archaic nouns, the troops
Of hours in retreat!. These fruits are mine—
Small bitter drupes
Full of the golden past and cured in brine!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

olive, olive!.!.!. all alone,
tiny plump and shiny,
last one in the can
eat me eat me
they all forgot about me
little black olive floating in black water
floating all alone in its tin can
all my friends are gone
on to somewhere new
but I am still floating and waiting
in my tin can
will anyone ever save me
don't forget me
eat me eat me
before you throw the can away
little black olive!.!.all alone
finally someone looks in the can
craving one last olive
he finds me and eats me
all goneWww@QuestionHome@Com

haha pizza!. well here i go:

there on the edge of crust is a lonely olive,
round and black with some salt and chesse on it!.
i lick my lips in antisipation for the taste!.
dont want that lonely olive to go to waste
i take that last bite
oh my a delight
down it goes through my mouth to my pouch
along it goes with the other olives that passed from my mouth:D

*pouch refers to my stomach!.!.!. cuz it holds the food in for me:DWww@QuestionHome@Com

the lonely alive by (insert name here)

i was naive once,
i didnt know what sex was
but that has changed because
i grew up as sudden as a bomb explodes
i play GTA 4 in the story modes
im sorry for that was a lie
i would if i could but i cant even try
i feel as if i am drowning in a pool of shallow sorrow
im a lonely olive, and i cant wait for tomorrowWww@QuestionHome@Com

Were will my life end
I'm so lonely, can't you see
all green and round a shiny
with a pimento stuck in me

Will I float so gently
at the bottom of a martini glass!?
or will I decorate a bloody Mary
with a toothpick up my ***

Oh lonely little olive I am
just wondering what will be
will I be hacked to make olive loaf
and stuck in the middle of Bologna

Or will I glide forever
at the bottom of this jar
waiting for my turn to shine
whether at a party or a bar

I wish I had some friends
that could keep me company
but I guess they are still just hanging out
dangling way up in a treeWww@QuestionHome@Com

This is a stupid question, but here it goes!.

Alone, with no company
Waiting to be found
A solo in a symphony
Black and green coat shining bright
Oh where is the friend that will eat me right up!?
Oh please, find one, for tonight is just right!.

Don't laugh, this is the best I could do off the top of my head!.
Hope this helps, and if it doesn't I will check back in a day or so and see if you liked it or not!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

A lonely little olive
Lives all alone in a small little home
With a pine tree and a garden gnome
He sat on his couch
Too shy to walk around his social town
Inside he has quite a something
But he feels like a clown
Lets hope that little olive
Rather now or near the end
Lets hope that little olive
gets a little olive friendWww@QuestionHome@Com

Pimento please the curtain drawn
Potato please be free
Tomato onion teardrop sawn
No one sawn on me

Garlic borrows carrot pants
Green bean slept with pea
Radish bounces cornstalks dance
No one slept with me

Olive rolls a lonely walk
With many purple sigh
Now wet now dry
It starts to cry
With not a proper eye

An olive that even Jesus couldn't love
Wheres the joy in that!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

That is soo wierd! I love it :P
ummm, i'm not sure, but have fun :)
~good luck!~Www@QuestionHome@Com

The only olive left on the tree
Said, why don't others sit with me!?
I need a friend, I'm all alone,
We work together and we will own!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I have one on grapes, but olives,no!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

a lonely olive how bout: i am stupid sh*tWww@QuestionHome@Com