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Question: Is this poem offensive, in any way!? (To whom and why, please!.)!?
Why’s that sherpa tensing!?
Big Tam Mc Mahon, noo swims wi the fishes
The big Heeland Heedcase wiz far too ambitious!.
The biggest, the hardest, the longest, the tightest!?
As for tools in the box, well he wiznay the brightest!.
Tay climb higher than Hillary, they don’t come much madder!.
Up the summit o Everest, he took a step-ladder!
And as he climbed up it, it started tay tilt!.
Then he bared his big ****, by lifting his kilt!.
“This is fur Scoatland!” and he gave such a roar!.
Then he felt a right tit, when the ladder fell o’er!.
As he slid doon the mountain, how much courage it takes,
To steer wi yir ankles, an use yir gonads as brakes!
A rapid descent, he’d be doon in a jiff,
But the big pudding sneezed and went straight o’er a cliff!.
They say his ghost’s still there, continuing his quest!.
The big Heelan Eejit, will never Everest
Danny Reynolds!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I thought it was pretty funy, although it took me awhile to get used to the slang!. It almost sounds like two accents are going on there, starting and finishing with a kind of Jamaican patois, then sounding more Scottish in the middle!. Maybe that is just how I read it in my head though!. Hysterical!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
HA! Grand sense of Scottish humor!!! Doon ye wan be Suthin and carry THAT accent!?
And, a grand poem for the light of heart, and those who do NOT climb mountains!
Ah, but, I know, for a fact, that you use English in some of your poetry!.!.!.!.uh, that's pure English!.!.!.no brogue!.
Atta boy!!! Bring em on!!Www@QuestionHome@Com
It's terrible!. For one, it's a mockery to the English language!. I can't even understand it! It is very rambling & makes no sense at all & is very difficult to read!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
It offends me,
but only because it's difficult to understand and really makes no sense at all!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
that is really funny
who cares who it offends
you cant make everybody happy!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I take no offense!.
It's hilarious! I love it!Www@QuestionHome@Com
I thought it was funny! :)Www@QuestionHome@Com
It's too long!. I can't read it!.Www@QuestionHome@Com
lolWww@QuestionHome@Com