Yet another double acrostic, will you comment please?

Question: Yet another double acrostic, will you comment please!?

Relating to a recent visit to the store!.!.!.flip!
I let out an anguished roar!.
Suddenly astonished, I
Insist in a moment of panic!.!.!.
Nowhere to go, wonderful, fine!
Goods and services under duress!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Great job!. I bow
Obviously you can do this too
One acrostic after another
Done! Where's the forkWww@QuestionHome@Com

That's very well written!.!.!.!.!.!.easy flowing and is free from the problems which poets usually come across while writing acrostics!.!.!.and the greatest thing is that!.!.!.!.yes, it is a double acrostic which is a task too difficult to accomplish and you have done it marvellously!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Gas prices rising, can't afford to drive the car!.
Oh how I'd like to drive, near and far!.
Ordinary people can't pay the price!.
Dang it, life is a throw of the dice!.
Once it was nice to afford food and be wealthy
Never mind, I'm still here and relatively healthy
Everything has a plus, I don;t mean to be rude, but now I'll look better in the nude!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I'm as thick as as two short planks (old English expression)

I read Rising and then read Prikes (pronouncing the c as if it was hard) ---thinking, what the heck does prikes mean!.

There is no hope for me, no hope at all!.

This must have been extremely hard!. I want a go, may I!?!.!.!.!.if a long time ensues between this request and fulfillment you will know I am in trouble!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I will answer as many of these as I can!.!.!. read them!.!.!. I want to write one, bow to the trend, everyone else is bowing!.!.!. I never was one to do something because everyone else was doing it but here i will feel left out AND!.!.!. this is most worth while!.!.!.

Your meaning has struck and we all should agree!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dagnabit, I finally figure out what an acrostic is, and now you bombard me with a double acrostic!. Explain please the difference to an old dunce!.

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Ah iz noyow edikated!. first and last letters makes words!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I hope the preserves were still reasonably priced! Well done, a very nice flow also which can be a challenge for an acrostic and who knows how much more for a double!. Biscuits has a challenger now!Www@QuestionHome@Com

This is amazing, rising prices indeed!. It's a damn shame is what it is!. I'm thinking of becoming a hermit!. A hermit on Mars!. Doesn't that sound like fun!?Www@QuestionHome@Com

Inspired by rising prices!.!.!.you are a true poet :)
Very cute content and well constructed!.
I usually make horrible noises grunting, groaning, and cursing under my breath!. I dislike shopping on so many levels!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

actually,this is the most interesting one i've ever seen~~~~Www@QuestionHome@Com

I really like it!.
Very nice:)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Forgot your purse, did you!?
I must learn what this term "acrostic" means!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com