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Question: An ode to the trolls, do you think I am a dreamer!?
What do you think it is
That motivates a troll
What is his aim
What is his goal
Why does he scour
The inter-weeb
Is it the power
Or some other need
Perhaps he is broken
Dropped on his head
Or is there something else
Going on instead

Is the troll not a man
But an evil device
Programmed to be (unfortunately)
Anything but nice
And are we then, the people
Charged with the task
Of rising above
The trolls at last!?

So pay them no mind
Strongly ignore
And collect violations
Even keep score!
At the end of the day
The one with the most
Gets a bottle of bubbly
And a virtual toast!

Ignore the trolls
Ignore them today
If you give them no credence
They might go away!.Www@QuestionHome@Com


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker:
I got two violations, just today, not including all of the others that I've been getting recently!. One was for chatting, and one was deemed, not a question!. So, what gives!. I'm being haunted and hunted!. But yes, I heed your words, I shall IGNORE, and persist in my postage of poetry!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Just what I needed! One stung me like a bee yesterday,
can't remember when I felt so naive, Yet learned a good lesson, yet two other times out of the blue unreasonable,which
happens to many others as well!. Funnier still she called me a
"Sucker" and told me her intention!. Ah! well much worse things have happen in my life that is for sure! Oh yes if one's
interested, no surprise it was on politics!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

The poem flows and so does your message!. Unfortunately, they will never go away!. One troll, whose screen name is NV4L states in her profile that she loves to bash poetry!. These people need to get a life!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Great poem!.!.!.You are a dreamer, but that's what makes you special!. For your dream of a more peaceful Y!A and the end of trolls, I promise to do my best to ignore them!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

So, my question is: did not you give them credence!? Oh, I see, a competition for the bubbly!. In that case, well done!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

They might go away,
only if!.!.!.
they could find another interesting place to play!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I took a troll
For a stroll!.
He said, "I am so droll!."
I cut out his soul
And ate it on a roll!.
That was my goal
He was a hole!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Interesting way to kill timeWww@QuestionHome@Com

If your a dreamer then I am too!.
Let's hope they finally go away!.
Very nice work:)Www@QuestionHome@Com

Alas, they multiply and mutate at a rapid rate!. They will always remain!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Very well saidWww@QuestionHome@Com

Well, I haven't been troll bait but I might have just cursed myself!.Www@QuestionHome@Com