Classic g.a.a.s.g.?

Question:ode to farts
and gusty winds
and getting together
with good old friends
hoist the pints of bitter
ales blast thy farts
into frigates sails!
beware of pirate farts
on the deep blue sea
they are the smelliest kind
that will ever be
but your butt behind the cannon
and fart out the ball!
they'll all laugh when they see
it coming
but their ship will fall

silent butt deadly,

frank

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: ode to farts
and gusty winds
and getting together
with good old friends
hoist the pints of bitter
ales blast thy farts
into frigates sails!
beware of pirate farts
on the deep blue sea
they are the smelliest kind
that will ever be
but your butt behind the cannon
and fart out the ball!
they'll all laugh when they see
it coming
but their ship will fall

silent butt deadly,

frank

What can I say.........
You just make my day.....lol
I have never enjoyed these subjects before, you've turned it around for me Frank.
Not sure if that's good or bad:)
I love em:)

Classic, yes! (Or ought that to be Gasslic...) So that's what caused all those shipwrecks!

I have a feeling you are trying for some book of records with the one category obsession. This is well done for this genre! I enjoyed the punch at the end.