G.a.a.s.g.?

Question:havelli havelli
why do you make
my farts so smelly?
as i wake up to
kiss the morning dew
morning birds sing
as i spray out
chicken vindaloo?
creeping gas
fog horn blasts
get on the train
and tell my brain
we've got to hold it
until i get back to the
toilet at home.
....

....

plop!

flush

silent butt deadly,

frank

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: havelli havelli
why do you make
my farts so smelly?
as i wake up to
kiss the morning dew
morning birds sing
as i spray out
chicken vindaloo?
creeping gas
fog horn blasts
get on the train
and tell my brain
we've got to hold it
until i get back to the
toilet at home.
....

....

plop!

flush

silent butt deadly,

frank

Frank, your legend grows, they even penned some odes to you this morn. Better check them out in between your trips to freedom land.

Another amazing demonstration of onomatopoeia...