I wrote a song filled with GAASG. It is raucous? Does it roll us?

Question:We like fried bologna ‘cause it bounces back
And pepperoni pizza lingers on
Five or six bottle of PBR
And choruses of roaring drinking songs

Sing to Gas
Sing out from our ***
Sing a song so everyone can fart along

Join our song
Singing all night long
Sing until you get a blister on your tongue

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: We like fried bologna ‘cause it bounces back
And pepperoni pizza lingers on
Five or six bottle of PBR
And choruses of roaring drinking songs

Sing to Gas
Sing out from our ***
Sing a song so everyone can fart along

Join our song
Singing all night long
Sing until you get a blister on your tongue

TD, wow! This is great...I mean my schtick is vindaloo, but i love it that in yours you have pepperoni and pbr! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You know this oxygen tank I have on is full of bad farts, and I pump into the mask. It's a world full of reek my friend, and I loved this poem.

Damn, TD, I've got a blister on my tongue, but I just can't stop singing this song. (I think I'm getting a blister somewhere else too!!!)

Raucous...indeed 'tis! I ought to take a copy down to the local watering spot...they'd love it!

The intellectual profundity and delicacy of taste of this poem is exceeded only by the size of the cheese you have just cut.

The question, seeing as I am perceived as the Siren is... do Sirens have musical farts? Songs alone may be infective to some sailors so... why wouldn't they sing a song of a different sort?