A Limerick for June S. Comments are welcome, Please anser.?

Question:"dumbass"

There once was a woman named June,
A hick yes she was through and through.
Her husband he cheated,
She left him defeated,
And now all she has is her thumb.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: "dumbass"

There once was a woman named June,
A hick yes she was through and through.
Her husband he cheated,
She left him defeated,
And now all she has is her thumb.

There was a sad man named Prince,
Whose friend hasn't been seen since
He fried her in cider
And then he maligned her
By saying she looked like a blintz.

[This makes no sense at all. But it rhymes!]

In Limericks, usually the first, second, and fifth lines are supposed to rhyme, but they don't in yours.

One I wrote: "Diet"

Hungry, Hungry Hippo,
You eat but never grow.
A plastic ball
No carbs at all.
Your diet works, you know!

lol this is funny!