Because of my poetry have any of you had vindaloo?

Question:if so write a poem about the farts and bodily functions. thank you very much!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: if so write a poem about the farts and bodily functions. thank you very much!

To taste the paste
that foulness brings
requires fortitude much
for input equals output squared
when vindaloo calls!

some stuff almost came out my mouth :/

Very bold lines tho.