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Question:Sonnets Stink
I hate writing sonnets, the rhyme scheme stinks
My poems are strange, they break all the rules
My sonnet to the real world bears no link
I write my poems without any tools.
My thoughts have fled me; I have writer’s block
My writing hand is beginning to cramp
I lean back in my chair and then I take stock
This stupid sonnet stinks worse than a stamp
To write the assignment I must be in the mood
I read all the time and do my work well
Believe me when I tell you this is Hell
I do not like to write this stupid stuff
Listen now, I say “ Enough, Enough “!


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Sonnets Stink
I hate writing sonnets, the rhyme scheme stinks
My poems are strange, they break all the rules
My sonnet to the real world bears no link
I write my poems without any tools.
My thoughts have fled me; I have writer’s block
My writing hand is beginning to cramp
I lean back in my chair and then I take stock
This stupid sonnet stinks worse than a stamp
To write the assignment I must be in the mood
I read all the time and do my work well
Believe me when I tell you this is Hell
I do not like to write this stupid stuff
Listen now, I say “ Enough, Enough “!

did your teacher put this on some web page cuz i swear i read this exact one on some teachers student work page. because i was looking up examples of sonnets and this one came up