My 2nd acrostic poem. For our magnanimous hosts Yahoo. What do you think.?

Question:"idiots"

For turning us all into average clones,
Under your thumb we are all stumble bums
Certainly you see and can hear our despair
Kernals of truth can't be found anywhere.

You idiots and pea-brains who run this forum,
Are just as smart as pre pubescent morons.
How you even got picked for this job,
Oh how I wish I could talk to you gobs
On with the show, one finger up for yahoo.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: "idiots"

For turning us all into average clones,
Under your thumb we are all stumble bums
Certainly you see and can hear our despair
Kernals of truth can't be found anywhere.

You idiots and pea-brains who run this forum,
Are just as smart as pre pubescent morons.
How you even got picked for this job,
Oh how I wish I could talk to you gobs
On with the show, one finger up for yahoo.

I adore pre pubescent morons - it goes well with officious turds - lol.

it was kinda boring to be honest, i didn't even think it took that long to write!! I hope you can edit it and post again, because this would be better as a rough draft! srry for you not liking my answer! you can give me a thumbs down now if you want, but i only want to help!

have a great day!! (and week!)

It was really good and fun, but then I got to "gobs". I've read your poetry...you can do better than that ;)
However, I couldn't agree with you more.

Sounds good and true.

I agree with you but come on, your ranting, a very creative way to ***** about something but it's still ranting. :)

While I agree with the premise, this is too much in your face and uses vulgarity that distracts from the message. The subtle art of satire is one in which the recipient does not know until to late that it is aimed at him. Sorry, but I would suggest a rewrite.

Hell, I'll give ya a star. I agree.

I am SHOCKED! This an appalling lapse of taste. That you, you who claim to strive for artistic merit and literary excellence should submit something this tawdry, stretches the boundaries of credulity. SHOCKED, shocked and shaken, I am! How can you do this. Don't you realize that the word is not "kernals," but "kernels."

I give yahoo two fingers up, Woohoo

sounds like you pretty much nailed it on the head. you just poetically described our "magnanimous hosts" as you refer to them, to a T. hopefully they will read this and and understand, but sadly they will never. they want us all to be mindless drones. because when one gets fed up with it and leaves, another one is just starting and hasn't learned yet. so they don't really care, they aren't in any danger of losing customers, there will always be another new account out there. great work though, you never cease to amaze me with your poetic mind.

Oh. I agree. You "NAILED" It. Good Job