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Position:Home>Poetry> Has your child ever taken a bath with a Sabertooth Cat?Question:Living Museum All the Earth a nursery... Babies, vines, insects... Life. All the Earth a cemetery... Bones shallow, bones deep. Water...quiet. Raging. Water...ever-holding the Past. When Johnny or Susie want Cute bath toys.... Ask them what kind... T-Rex, cavemen, Trilobites, Cleopatra, Velociraptor..... They laugh! "Aw, you can't Do that!" Giggling. Tell them, "I drew your Bathwater...how about a Plain ole Sabertooth?" Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Living Museum All the Earth a nursery... Babies, vines, insects... Life. All the Earth a cemetery... Bones shallow, bones deep. Water...quiet. Raging. Water...ever-holding the Past. When Johnny or Susie want Cute bath toys.... Ask them what kind... T-Rex, cavemen, Trilobites, Cleopatra, Velociraptor..... They laugh! "Aw, you can't Do that!" Giggling. Tell them, "I drew your Bathwater...how about a Plain ole Sabertooth?" A Bath? What a concept! I have not had one in over a year. The concept of having a faucet with cool clear water that you can even drink is such a luxury. Does any one really need a tub? Does any one want to scrub? Why bother with such a waste Don't even bother with tooth paste I cry out, Dry Clean is the way For me, I just powder every day. No towels hang limp and wet to be that moldy scent you bet. Brown water is a treat, Except when brushing teeth It can be gritty and Lord, the taste Cannot be remedied with paste. So keep you tub to get yourselves clean In this waste I'll stick with Dry Clean you just don't know when you sooooo good.... Love the first two stanzas. Last two confuse me. Once, our old Siamese cat (who had to watch each and every bath) leaned over the tub...and did fall in. Exited quite rapidly. (So did my son.) Clever! It`s very interesting my grand son would want a t-rex in his water. loves them. No More "Yellow Rubber Ducky....?? Very Nice....!! Nice poem I like how it talks about part of life of insects It reminds me of nature. It also talks about the cemetery because of bones that are shallow deep The next part is about the quiet water that is raging. Felix jumped in the pool once. I missed it, Sheryl was there... The evolution of playthings is a wonderful subject. TD my son wants a Curious George bubble blower. He would like just about anything. He is not scared of monsters . He thinks it is funny. ...or perhaps and arrowhead made of stone a necklace made from beads and bone a bonnet made from eagle feathers clothing made from buffalo leather listen to songs the medicine woman sings treasure all the simple things ARRRRGHHHH!!!!!! Late again.............. Good one...... ??? ????? They swim with the guppies And play with the puppies Splish splash What was that crash.... The cats out of his cage And in with the kids Guppies and puppies jump out with rage Shaking and flopping like squids Tiger by the tail...they scream out with glee Look Mom....he's in with meeee Tigers had enuff Of this fun stuff Time to eat and play As he surveys the room And notices the guppies where they lay For them it's certain doom Puppies scurry for the door Slipping and sliding on the floor The cats new prey Managed to get away Mom steps in and the cat is blocked Smack with the broom The cat limps away shocked Back to it's room........ Where the cage is double locked The kids...now crying All that's left are fish bones Their bath has been very trying As they shriek and scream in high pitched tones Mommy, mommy..that's a bad cat Please...get rid of the brat Now I'm off to the SPCA To give our big bad kitty away ?????? Have A Good Day No not lately , (lol) you just crack me up big time |