Can you write a poem in memory of Frank?

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Oh sad news, the tears in eyes do well
But is it sadness, or the smell
The vaporous noxiousness that was Frank
We shall all miss, but Lord he stank!

(I predict Frank will return, bionic, perhaps, rebuilt, better, stronger and smellier than he was before!!)

Long live Frank "the gas" Tank.

A moment of silence please.....
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thank you

Can you write a poem in memory of Frank?

Is this a prank? I'd write a poem...

Oh Frank we hardly knew thee.
In fact I knew thee not.
Confusion courses through me
just at the very thought.

So if this is for real or
it's just a harmless prank,
I'll ask what has been asked before:
WHO THE HELL IS FRANK?

[If someone named: "The Poet Laureate of Farts" got a publishing deal, I think I'll shoot myself right now.]

There was a rumor, floating in the air...
"It fell to earth..."