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Position:Home>Poetry> Do canned messages drive you bonkers too?Question:Part of what's below, did actually happen this morning. I've kicked it up a notch or two Bing, plunk, snap, do, de, de,de… How cute! Mary had… Good morning. Thank you for call… Same to you. Listen carefully to… Yes, yes, get on with it. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...if you care to repeat… Lordy, yes…please do. Or, if you know your party’s ex… If I did, I would not be asking! If none of the options… You guessed! How clever! Since all of our operators… I do NOT care to hear about all your offers! Your call will be answered… Yeah, yeah...next July. Click. . Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Part of what's below, did actually happen this morning. I've kicked it up a notch or two Bing, plunk, snap, do, de, de,de… How cute! Mary had… Good morning. Thank you for call… Same to you. Listen carefully to… Yes, yes, get on with it. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8...if you care to repeat… Lordy, yes…please do. Or, if you know your party’s ex… If I did, I would not be asking! If none of the options… You guessed! How clever! Since all of our operators… I do NOT care to hear about all your offers! Your call will be answered… Yeah, yeah...next July. Click. . I had this conversation a couple of hours ago, trying to speak to a medical billing department. I was bounced all over the place. I believe at one moment in time, I opted for, 'I am a pharmacist'. You captured my tormented ordeal. With these automated phones, I just press zero and usually get a real person, pronto! Don't you love...your estimated wait time is 20 minutes and every 2 minutes someone comes on saying they are busy helping other customers. Come on! They are out to lunch! LOL Report It * You must be logged into Answers to add comments. Sign in or Register. Other Answers (6) |