Short Story Only 55 Words?

Question:I Want To See Who Can Write The Best Short Story
It Can Only Be 55 Words
You Can Not Pass 55 Words
Good Luck Guys and Gals

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I Want To See Who Can Write The Best Short Story
It Can Only Be 55 Words
You Can Not Pass 55 Words
Good Luck Guys and Gals

I went to Turtle Land because I love rocks and rocks thrive in Turtle Land. I especially like the little grey rocks that look like gravel. They are gravel actually.
I have seen a soft head turtle extend it's neck to a Virginia snapping turtle so the evil thing can bite it off more comfortably.

God made
Adam bit
Noah arked
Abraham split
Jacob fooled
Joseph ruled
Bush talked
Pharaoh plagued
Sea divided
Tablets guided
Promise landed
Judges led
Saul freaked
David peeked
Kingdom divided
Prophets warned
People exiled
Hope rose
Jesus born
God walked
Anger crucified
Love rose
Spirit flamed
Word spread
God remained.
And this is the End!

"Ahh!" the girl screamed as the monster grabbed her. She didn't know if he was going to eat her or just play with her. All of a sudden, he put her in his mouth. Just as she was about to be digested, a prince came and killed the monster. They lived happily ever after.