Can you write a paragraph using nothing but cliches?

Question:Damn straight! You got that right. Like falling off a log on God's Green Earth. Heaven knows, we're only human, though. And to err is human, but to forgive, divine. While I'm on the subject, cleanliness is next to godliness. But I'm repeating myself. Please be patient with me, 'cuz patience is a virtue, even though some folks hold that a stitch in time saves nine. But you can't save nuthin' after the horses are already out of the barn, now can you? I swear, ain't nothing sacred a' tall anymore? Now, whad you say again? in my good ear this time, I didn't catch your drift, if you know what I mean.....

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Damn straight! You got that right. Like falling off a log on God's Green Earth. Heaven knows, we're only human, though. And to err is human, but to forgive, divine. While I'm on the subject, cleanliness is next to godliness. But I'm repeating myself. Please be patient with me, 'cuz patience is a virtue, even though some folks hold that a stitch in time saves nine. But you can't save nuthin' after the horses are already out of the barn, now can you? I swear, ain't nothing sacred a' tall anymore? Now, whad you say again? in my good ear this time, I didn't catch your drift, if you know what I mean.....

well, since only the good die young, and every rose has its thorn, i would say yes.

Those are the only kind that I can write.

Whay are you always talking about me I think you have a crash on me just say it come on.I know how cute Im so you can't resist.

Nothing succeeds like success nor utterly fails , like lack of effort. Time is of the essence for all good men to get together to strike while the iron is hot, for he who weeps, weeps alone, and those that smile through adversity have crooked dentures, and then there are the wants of the selfish, which leaves much to be desired, so count your chickens when they are all hatched, and don't put the eggs all in one basket.