There must a poet at the Mississippi Dept of Trans. "Watch out for Long Log

Question:And, do they mean for me to disregard the short ones?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: And, do they mean for me to disregard the short ones?

I so envy you men sometimes!

I think they re promoting penis enlargements. Guys in Mississippi must have short socks.

MS is known more for prose, and I'm sure the double entendre is intentional.
I think most Mississippians would be happy for you to do what you want with short logs, as long as you keep it private.

Hahaha! On one of our freeway stretches heading up north there is a sign that reads "Watch for gusty winds." I never could get my eyes on one of those buggers!
I would think long or short a logs could be detramental to the well being of your vehicle. (I had to throw that in as I was accused of a violation for not actually ANSWERING the question....)

Ah, perhaps...no, I'm not going there!

(Are you absolutely certain Mildred is not involved. To indicate I'm answering, Mildred IS involved...my statement!)

No, you pick up the short ones and put them in your fireplace......duh!!!!!

They ain't poets, they just can't spell. As a long time resident of the state of Ms., I can say definitively they are actually saying to not run over the governors wienie dog. It should read "Watch Out For Long Dogs".

Long logs? Looks like Frank as been in town. I've been eating a handful of golden raisins with a hot bowl of oatmeal in the morning.