I need tissues, Haiku?

Question:Red planet, solar!
Flare blinding, blue eyes weeping.
Evaporating.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Red planet, solar!
Flare blinding, blue eyes weeping.
Evaporating.

You fear going high.
The trip to Mars is quite nigh.
Buckle up and sigh.

Very Nice.

Awww, have a Kleenex. Now my blue eyes are fogging up. Feel better. *smiles devilishly*

Such a nice place to visit. No tissues needed there, your tears will just evaporate. Hai to the Haiku.

Everyone is off to Mars. I'll give you a Kleenex in exchange for a ride on your spaceship (mine is in the shop).

Good one. My eyes are stinging.

Don't cry, we'll help you get over your acrophobia and then you can come with us. Good Haiku!

And did I not tell you NOT to take your helmet off?

Not quite a true Haiku that is unless you break up
Eva-por-ating.

Robert