10 points to whomever can make the funniest emo poem!?

Question:Parody the generic emo poem and get 10 points.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Parody the generic emo poem and get 10 points.

"being emo is the bomb diggity!" (not)

my life is in shambles.
so I'll cut myself with brambles.
my girlfriend broke up with me.
because i wouldn't buy her chai tea...
...at starbucks.

I'm tired of being fuel.
fuel for the industry.
i just want to be myself,
without the man judging me.

i play my acoustic guitar,
even though i suck.
my girlfriend slapped me,
because i asked if she wanted to f*u*c*k...
..at starbucks.

black is the color of my soul,
and pink is the color of my underwear.
I've got hundreds of different colors,
in my hair.

hahaha this was really fun. hope i win!

your mom

yo, i was here in the class room..
lookin at the clock, are we out soon?
i was droolin my face off,
i was like DROP IT,
i was done with this sh...
until i turned to chapter 8,
it was so great
i was like WAIT
all these numbers appeared..
the graphing and the intercepts
is what i had feared, until i teard..

yo yo yo yo
i was like wat the heck?
i was sick of this mess.
if i get another test,
i will really be depressed.
like an emo.
fo sheez-o.

yo yo yo yo yo

(it was for my math class in 7th grade and i still remember it. kinda gay but whatever.)

hmm
a picture a picture
i will draw
upon my wrist
with a saw