Now what have I said?

Question:Now is the time for me to tell you that I love you,
I have been holding it back for so long.
I’ve been meaning to tell you for ages it’s true ,
I have even written you a love song.
It is one of those soppy things that young singers
Are always singing on TV and the radio,
You know the sort of thing, the silly tear jerkers
Yucky stuff that went out in the, Oh I dunno.
Here it is for what its worth, its dedicated to you,
My little dumpy wumpy, rolly poly Sue.

“Oh you are my rolly polly, my dumpy wumpy woo.
I wish you were your sister ‘caus my arms wont go round you.
But we’ve been going steady now for such a long long time.
Your sister said it all right with her, so long as I left before nine.
So my little barrel of lard I sing this on my aching bended knee
Dumpling, answer right away, for your sisters cooked me tea”.

This is as you read not meant to be taken as serious poetry. It is just something that I knocked together while feeling in a daft mood. You do not have to comment on it

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Now is the time for me to tell you that I love you,
I have been holding it back for so long.
I’ve been meaning to tell you for ages it’s true ,
I have even written you a love song.
It is one of those soppy things that young singers
Are always singing on TV and the radio,
You know the sort of thing, the silly tear jerkers
Yucky stuff that went out in the, Oh I dunno.
Here it is for what its worth, its dedicated to you,
My little dumpy wumpy, rolly poly Sue.

“Oh you are my rolly polly, my dumpy wumpy woo.
I wish you were your sister ‘caus my arms wont go round you.
But we’ve been going steady now for such a long long time.
Your sister said it all right with her, so long as I left before nine.
So my little barrel of lard I sing this on my aching bended knee
Dumpling, answer right away, for your sisters cooked me tea”.

This is as you read not meant to be taken as serious poetry. It is just something that I knocked together while feeling in a daft mood. You do not have to comment on it

Some of my most enjoyable flowers in life are daftydil.

Daft always rings true!
Thanks for my morning chuckle!