Where oh, where is...Elyslund?

Question:Ode to Elyslund

The elves are going to rue the day
They whisked our Elyslund away!
If chickens be responsible too...
I'm trucking 'em off to the zoo!

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The elves are going to rue the day
They whisked our Elyslund away!
If chickens be responsible too...
I'm trucking 'em off to the zoo!

She's busy signing books to be sent to the poetsofmars.

Where oh, where is...Elyslund?

......meds ... now

Methinks she is making rooster stew.
or perhaps elven roux
Whatever we must persevere
until she brings more cheer.

They came last night, those thieving elves
They don't know how to behave themselves.
They carried in a heavy sack
that made them stooped over, on their back.

They searched through drawers and put in the sack,
My thread, a needle I hope they bring them back.
Also my scissors went missing the other day
What else can I tell you, what more can I say.

Those little guys are up to no good,
I'd wring their necks if I could.
The heavy sack they dragged across my floor
Do you think Elyslund went with them out my door?

The food, the cakes they didn't touch
At Baryard they must have eaten too much
But needle and thread, what are they up to?
I have no idea, I wish I knew.