A limerick to lighten your day?

Question:There once was a man from Nantucket
Who sat down upon a red bucket
Would anyone care
If I were to swear
He considered, then said, "Ah...

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: There once was a man from Nantucket
Who sat down upon a red bucket
Would anyone care
If I were to swear
He considered, then said, "Ah...

A lady in Texas was zealous.
She used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
I n North Carolina
And part of her anus in Dallas.

Shame on us!

Ha haha! Thank you. I needed this laugh. Too funny.

Nice One

Thanks. You certainly lightened my day.

I had to read it thrice to receive the gift left behind! Must look up red bucket in Wikipedia. Nice limerick.

It made me giggle, now allow me to return the favor:

There once was a man at his desk
Who had so many visions of breasts
For when he looks up
He sees every cup
Now that's what I call working stress!