Can someone give me a poem who doesnt look like i got it from the internet?

Question:huh? you want someone to write you a poem? pay me and I will.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: huh? you want someone to write you a poem? pay me and I will.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who drank beer from a bucket.
He drank until he was drunk,
He threw-up until he stunk,
Then he pulled out his thumb
and said Aw-Suckit.

You mean a poem you could write yourself?