Elvin Alert -The update!?

Question:At nine (my time)...
They picked the lock...
slid through the door.
Left muddy tracks on my clean, kitchen floor!
The pantry's bare...
and now there's mustard on my chair!
They took my next day, morning brew;
And turned it into a Mulligan stew!

Now, I do love these little guys.
At times they do amaze!
But cleaning up this mess they made...
Is going to take me days.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: At nine (my time)...
They picked the lock...
slid through the door.
Left muddy tracks on my clean, kitchen floor!
The pantry's bare...
and now there's mustard on my chair!
They took my next day, morning brew;
And turned it into a Mulligan stew!

Now, I do love these little guys.
At times they do amaze!
But cleaning up this mess they made...
Is going to take me days.

Forget the mess, they could have done more,
Then leaving muddy tracks on your kitchen floor.
The bare cupboard can be filled again,
Their coming to MY house at 1/2 past ten.

Last time they got in, they ate all of my cakes,
What's mustard and brew for heaven's sake
They wolfed the cakes down with my very best rye
Of this behavior I do not lie.

Their dancing and singing rang all through the house
I watched them cavort, I was as quiet as a mouse.
Love them you do, well not for me
They each took a turn watering my flowers with Pee.
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Are you the they, and tracks they have been lain?

So where is Elysabeth with the broom? Well done.

LMAO

I read the first one and loved it also but, was too late to comment (sigh)

This is funny and flawless my friend <3 !