Best poems about bodily functions?

Question:Who on Yahoo! Answers do you think writes the best poems about bodily functions?

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We must give credit where credit is due.
and, the wiener goes to...dunt dunt dunt duh...*** FRANK***

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Frank.

There is no other.

All that is eventually becomes
and is chronicled by Frank.

Here I sit upon my stool.

Dropped my draws and left a pool.

Next one in it could be you.

So watch your step and wash your shoe.

You being new and being a neophyte to the finer lines of flatulence, we will excuse this one time from not knowing the name Frank. I would suggest you lay low though because he is liable to bobdylan you and include you in his next exscreechment.

Well I have been donned the Yahoo! Fart Laureate git git git, but most of my more explicit works have been censored by the Yahoo! moderators hence their dropping stock prices.

Frankly...see...I am one of those people...if I do not take steps to smell good...I will smell bad...Ta Uhh...

little spider monkey
you have a funny head
letting days go by
pink carnation
pick up truck
hairy little tail
go on light another burning cigarette
tuck you in
keep you from sin
say you little prayers
when you"ve been