LOL, I was just out havin' a smoke, stepped in gum and wrote this, care to h

Question:(note, I wasn't really at Walmart, that place drives me insane <3)

It’s All Because Of You!

Curs’ed gum
stuck to
my shoe!
Melted
gooey
lifeless mess

Oh, geeze I need
to go in Walmart
yet,
of me
you’ve got
the best!

Scraping
my Puma
back and forth
twisting,
drilling
side to side

Just makes it
worse
I’ll get
that jerk
who tossed you out
while passing by

Stringy
thingy
Oh, I loath
spread out
all over
my shoe

Walmart
can wait
I’m
running late
and it’s all
because of you!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: (note, I wasn't really at Walmart, that place drives me insane <3)

It’s All Because Of You!

Curs’ed gum
stuck to
my shoe!
Melted
gooey
lifeless mess

Oh, geeze I need
to go in Walmart
yet,
of me
you’ve got
the best!

Scraping
my Puma
back and forth
twisting,
drilling
side to side

Just makes it
worse
I’ll get
that jerk
who tossed you out
while passing by

Stringy
thingy
Oh, I loath
spread out
all over
my shoe

Walmart
can wait
I’m
running late
and it’s all
because of you!

LMAO! Was that a cigarette you were smoking on???? I'm only teasing - I liked your poem. TWO THUMBS UP!!!

Silly, you don't smoke the gum, you chew it...

He he he...good one..only i would change the last to "I'm running late and it's all because of you..you sticky goo!"

ha ha very funny...

lol......I love it.
Very nice:)

its good all because you wrote it just put it in the humor section

Ha haha! Well it's better than stepping in poo.

I'm happy that's all you stepped in.

This is priceless, hysterical, and jaunty. All hail another Wal-mart anti-advocate! I'd write more, but there's the damn piece of gum...

I don't smoke them cigarettes,
I'm happy that I quit.
I just took the trash out back,
And stepped in doggy ****!

Gum. You wrote a poem about going to Wal-Mart and stepping in gum. Nobody has any poetic knowledge, no one takes the time. You write from your flippant emotions and call it art. While the form of this work is commendable, the subject matter is all too...prosaic. I would love to see something thought out and deep from you.

Just be glad it was gum, coulda been much worse!

I think it's awesome, content and all. Very clever and fun. I find these kinds of poems most enjoyable. Just a series of artistic thoughts used to describe a single moment in time. One of my favorites.
As for the Lylac, she is just Green Eyed Devil Jr. in the making, she slams everyone.

I can't believe this. I stepped on some gum in a wal mart not a day ago. Some stupid idjeit (I ment to spell it that way) had thrown it on the floor and of all the people in there I was the one to step on it. That was fun!---NOT!