Poetry? Something unique and original that might make me laugh... or happy...?

Question:I love poetry! Give me something great to read! I'm dieing of boredom!

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: I love poetry! Give me something great to read! I'm dieing of boredom!

Hi
The Jogger.
While jogging along the canal banks.
I trod on a mans bum.
And a woman said 'Thanks'
Ray. West York's. U.K.

the boy stood on the burning deck
his feet were in the water

Don't recall who wrote it, but -

Ode to a goldfish.
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Oh, wet pet!

(that's it)

EDIT:

There was a young vampire named Mabel,
Whose period was really quite stable.
Come every new moon, she'd get out a spoon,
And drink herself under the table.

NB: previous edit removed due to not wanting another violation.

"Cat's Cradle"
by Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Most amusing.
Sam