Does this poem about Cox suck?

Question:*****
My friend’s Bob Cox
by TD Euwaite

There was a blue cowboy
Guitar pikkin’ yodeler
With the wrong year Mustang,
2004.

No measure of pimpin’
Will cool out his Ford junk
He hates the dude
At the dealership, now.

How can they sell last year’s
Obsolete bodies
When they know the hot rod
Is one year away?

So pay your dough slowly,
And sign contracts knowing
The salesman job
Is pickpocketing you…

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: *****
My friend’s Bob Cox
by TD Euwaite

There was a blue cowboy
Guitar pikkin’ yodeler
With the wrong year Mustang,
2004.

No measure of pimpin’
Will cool out his Ford junk
He hates the dude
At the dealership, now.

How can they sell last year’s
Obsolete bodies
When they know the hot rod
Is one year away?

So pay your dough slowly,
And sign contracts knowing
The salesman job
Is pickpocketing you…

*****

Shades of Catholic High School Girls in Trouble I am nevertheless happy to report this poem does not suck. Cox or otherwise. Quite snappy and catchy.

Wow, the question alone is amusing in itself *^_^*

Brilliant, you truly are a master <3

This sounds like a song....'so play the pipes slowly', and other stuff, 'for he's a young cowboy and knows he must die.'

Uh, Good Morning!!!!!!

Streets of Laredo!!!!!!! That's it!!!!! Dondi, my thanks to YOU and your marvelous memory!!!!!!

It sounds like 2004 Ford Mustangs and obsolete bodies suck.
And pickpockets suck.
And salesman.

The streets of Laredo
Are now stuck in my head.
Why did I read this thing
I'd like to know.

The poem is lovely & Cox does suck 'cause they don't have Logo in expanded basic it's premium!!!

double entendre, nice...
I love my mustangs.

Does not suck...I like it a lot TD!! AND, I know about car dealers pickpocketing people, lol.

Truth be told, though, I opened this question because I thought it was about "Cox Cable"...now, they do suck. They've been taking away every channel we watch in this house.