Can someone write me a funny poem about Hillary Clinton ?

Question:Make it funny 10 points ?

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Make it funny 10 points ?

There once was a girl
with a powerful itch
She wanted to be queen
She wanted to be rich

She snarled like a pit bull
cackled like a hen
She hated everybody she met
especially men

She married a powerful man
a lawyer from the south
He hired a young intern
best known for her mouth

When his reign had ended
and her power was gone
She moved to a castle
Where her power was redone

But a face in the crowd
was not power enough
She looked at George W
enough was enough

So she criss-crossed the country
preaching horror and gloom
She lied and she shouted
From the back of her broom

She thirsted for power
That same political itch
But she could never be elected
she was quite the *****

The best I could do would be a dirty limerick,and it would probably be reported.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Hillary will make your taxes very past due.

hahahah thats some funny sh!t!

Hillary Clinton
First Woman President?
Doubtful.

Hillary Cinton
Facial Expressions?
A few.

Hillary Clinton
Surname like Bill's?
Yep.

Hillary Clinton
Inspirational?
Most of the time.

Hillary Clinton
Woman?
76% for sure!

Hillary Clinton
Fairly average.

sorry .i can't write poem because i don't know.