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Question:me and mr.burrito went to the bar
i heard the jello screaming as it fell from the counter to the floor
where it jiggled with excruciating pain has not yet been determined
the mice live amongst me,i bring them cheese
why arent the keys on a keyboard in alphabetical order i wonder
there is trolls that live on mushrooms,you have to look very close
elves used to live there until they moved and started making delicious mouth-
orgasm cookies
my heart seems to be stuffed with macaroni at the moment
If only cashews could fly,id be rich for some centrifugal moment tomorrow
i dare ya,stick your head in the fire and see what happens
i bet after that you wont be riding the merry go round as often-
due to the lack of doughnut juice that is


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: me and mr.burrito went to the bar
i heard the jello screaming as it fell from the counter to the floor
where it jiggled with excruciating pain has not yet been determined
the mice live amongst me,i bring them cheese
why arent the keys on a keyboard in alphabetical order i wonder
there is trolls that live on mushrooms,you have to look very close
elves used to live there until they moved and started making delicious mouth-
orgasm cookies
my heart seems to be stuffed with macaroni at the moment
If only cashews could fly,id be rich for some centrifugal moment tomorrow
i dare ya,stick your head in the fire and see what happens
i bet after that you wont be riding the merry go round as often-
due to the lack of doughnut juice that is

haha. wow. when you said random, you meant random! aside from the fact that I'm questioning your insanity right now, I actually really like it. It shows a very interesting viewpoint of the world- one that I am not usually paticularily aware of. :)

hahahahahha OMG that was awesome!!!!!!!

what in gods name
well looks like im not the only one having a lame friday night

It makes perfect sense to me.

no your poem sucks
i was hoping it would at least be funny but no.

No

that is pretty amazing. random poems are the best. people who try too hard to be deep and thoughful always end up sounding stiff and awkward.

It reminds me of Mad Libs! :)

LOL! Well, it's interesting! Weirdness is wild tonght.