What do you think of today's poem? who has the guts to admit i'm great a

Question:who wants to make some $$$

there once was a man
who could fart on command
that sat at the end of the bar
when he farted on tv
a talent referee
awarded him a brand new car
but there's something funny about life
he could never get a hot wife
with a talent so bizarre

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: who wants to make some $$$

there once was a man
who could fart on command
that sat at the end of the bar
when he farted on tv
a talent referee
awarded him a brand new car
but there's something funny about life
he could never get a hot wife
with a talent so bizarre

Good news! Per the terms and conditions you agreed to when getting a Yahoo Account, not only has Yahoo, Inc. agreed to publish your works of greatness, but any income earned therefrom will be the sole property of Yahoo, Inc., along with your poems themselves. So should you ever 'make it big' and decide to include any of these, Yahoo can sue you for copyright infringement. Hooray for poop!

It is ok, because it rhymes. it's funny too.

Frank, to be frank, you have passed too much gas.

The icon makes sense, no breathing the air around you. Poem stinks too.

i'll pass on publishing you... i don't like your poem at all.
No fit rhyming scheme either.

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7 days without soccer makes one weak

You are Jumpin' Jack Flash, Frank, because, as we all know, "I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, It's a gas!"

Keep 'em coming, and someone please publish this feller, his genius is beyond compare--it literally hangs there, in the air--like ... well you get the picture.