Will someone publish my poetry? Check this poem out...?

Question:Acrid farts in couch cushions
ruin my afternoon
when i sit down on the seat
and stench fills the room
i vacuum out the seat
and spray it with fibreaze
until it smells like a fresh daisy
hanging on a summer breeze
but then across the street
danger dost lurk!
a brown demon guiser
as sewer pipe just burst
i dial the city in a dash
sanitation workers show up wearing mask
main street smells like a dirty turd
my house is for sale
please spread the word

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Acrid farts in couch cushions
ruin my afternoon
when i sit down on the seat
and stench fills the room
i vacuum out the seat
and spray it with fibreaze
until it smells like a fresh daisy
hanging on a summer breeze
but then across the street
danger dost lurk!
a brown demon guiser
as sewer pipe just burst
i dial the city in a dash
sanitation workers show up wearing mask
main street smells like a dirty turd
my house is for sale
please spread the word

I'll give you 75% of market value, as long as you include your a copy of your poetic anthology, signed!

... i feel like puking

lyrically not bad, but you need a different subject

funny tho

erm, nice poem,,

try >> http://www.poetryzone.ndirect.co.uk/inde...

they published mine

Uhhhh....let me think....do you have any poems that DON'T feature a Whoopie Cushion or fake blood?

The first thing a piblisher will want to see is 300 titles.

TD

It's funny and it has poetic form, but I doubt that is the subject matter that publishers are looking for. This content appeals to a very small minority of readers. You might try something a bit more serious and cleaner. Keep it real and write what you know.

ACRID, bro...go girl

OH MAN!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! MARk'S HOUSE IS FOR SALE!! BRING A SHOVEL AND PAIL! AHAHAHAHHA