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Question:Yogurt is nutritious, I hear
It's the taste that one has to bear
I dig in with a table spoon
Listen to my tum play a tune
And proceed to have diarrhea


Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Yogurt is nutritious, I hear
It's the taste that one has to bear
I dig in with a table spoon
Listen to my tum play a tune
And proceed to have diarrhea

I hate yogurt, it's a bummer,
It makes rumbles in my tummer,
If I'm hungry, I eat chedder,
It's not squishy and tastes bedder,
And I feel good winter and summer

I like yogurt, it's yummy
And fills up the void in my tummy
A sprinkle of fruit
Who cares if I toot
And gas up the room like a dummy?

Gee, Marguerite, I think you should try another brand...they don't all do that, LOL!!