Today's my birthday, could you please write a poem for me?

Question:If I would get to scan a list
Of all the people born today,
I'd never reach the end, I say.

And if I were to write a poem
For each--I'd see the cows come home
Before my task was halfway done!--
If I was asked by every one.

But your request has come my way
Whilst theirs has not, and so I may
Say, "Happy Birthday, Analyst!"

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: If I would get to scan a list
Of all the people born today,
I'd never reach the end, I say.

And if I were to write a poem
For each--I'd see the cows come home
Before my task was halfway done!--
If I was asked by every one.

But your request has come my way
Whilst theirs has not, and so I may
Say, "Happy Birthday, Analyst!"

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you.
You look like a monkey,
And you smell like one too.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hope this will suffice
Happy birthday to you!

March 16 is a good day
march 16? you ask, you say.
yes my friend its a spcial day
thats when this girl has her birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

*bumps*

happy to you
may all your dreams come true !!

You must suck, I mean what the f*ck? You're on yahoo on your birthday, damn you have bad luck!

=P

lol, just kidding, happy birthday!

Today is my birthday too
I bet i am younger than you
I am fourteen
my eyes are still keen
and i am leen

lol
but really today is my birthday too

Today's your Birthday
now make your wish,
so whatever you get
is better than a slap in the face
with a dead wet fish.

Happy birthday to you
Who you are, I don't have a clue.
I wish you a day of fun and joy
And some hot action from your favorite boy toy.
Live it up and enjoy it while it lasts
Because it's going to be gone very fast!

Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to you,
I hope you have a great day.
May you live to see many, many more,
What more can I say?
(To the tune of the Happy birthday song)

birthdays are a special days
i hav only one thing to say and thats happy
birthday to the girl that shines like a star and is as bright as the sun
explain that she can no longer have the moment wer she is a s young as a caterpillar
you hav all a personality that comes out on this day
thats as bright as you and all i hav to say is happ birthday...x

Happy b-day=))
May you always find the happiness
you deserve

today is your birthday, i hope you're excited,
don't be down or resentful - you should be delighted.
it's sad but it's true that for most of the year
the people we love don't always make us feel dear.
On this special day it's a rule that they treat you,
and tell you how lucky it is when they meet you.
I'm sorry this poem's not great to excesses,
but i did what i could, and i wish you many successes.

argh...sorry, i did my best lol. :)

Happy Birthday, one year closer to death
All the years past will be your best,
Aching breasts, stinky breath, and random hairs all over your chest,
You have nothing more to look forward to,
I'd throw myself off a cliff if I were you.

Happy Birthday! :D

happy bithday to you, why i am writing this i have no clue, today is your special day, hopefully everything will go your way. so i wish you a happy birthday today, now i wll be on my way.

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday smelly jew
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you Ana and i would write one for you but it takes me a day or so as i always do it the long way.write it out then type it on the computer.. here's a small one though ...... Well today is your birthday and the moon is out bright tonite' as it is showing it's self to you as a birthday wish from a few ' and i am glad you are you' as you a great lady too. That's the best i could do in a rush..have a great 25 more ok see ya Cami.

Birthday girl

Birthday girl ,birthday girl
go to town & give it a whirl,
look at all the people
in their blue & yellow houses
while you go out
with your friends
paint the town red
throw me a buck
throw me a dime
and i will show you a good time
roses are red
violets are blue
remember its your birthday
its beautiful & so are you
pluck off your hats, pink ribbons too
hands in the air
rattle & shake
dance to the music
bow to everyone
and show them your cake !