Can someone write me a poem about happy little pigs ?

Question:Unbelievably, they're up on two legs
Dancing
Like mad, pink punk rockers
To the music of rooster crows
Waking farmers
And the coming meals, the coming slop.

Happiness is relative
Isn't it
To the lot--or pen--you're thrown into.

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: Unbelievably, they're up on two legs
Dancing
Like mad, pink punk rockers
To the music of rooster crows
Waking farmers
And the coming meals, the coming slop.

Happiness is relative
Isn't it
To the lot--or pen--you're thrown into.

Little pigs
Pink and fat
Once i steeped on its foot
And it meowed like a cat

How is this possible?
How is this true?
Well its because,
He put cat nip in his shoe!

Happy little pigs

grin, dance

small and round.

the cows stand in the field

commiserating, disappointing

the ducks, their legs as if independent

glide through azure tendencies

sarcastic and sharp with their sounds

but the pigs are only naive - barely innocent

happy little pigs.

HAPPY HAPPY LITTLE PIGS
MAKING HOLES AS THEY DIG
EATING ALL THE TRASH ,THEY'RE MAKIN
SLABS OF FUTURE CRISPY BACON.

HOW'S THAT?