What's on your "to do list" today?

Question:{a list from a mafia mom}

*Things To Do Today*

1. Do the laundry
2. Do the dishes
3. Don’t forget,
....make out that hit list!
4. Feed the dogs
5. Make lemonade
6. Pick up milk
7. Get hand grenades
8. Recheck addresses
9. {note to self
.....while you’re out stalking
......HIDE YOURSELF!}
10. Buy cleaning goods,
......especially bleach
11. Please, leave no traces!
......(That’s all you need...)
12. Oh, and call the sitter,
......she’s to be there after school!
13.Remind her, they have homework
.....on your list of things to do...

Best Answer - Chosen by Asker: {a list from a mafia mom}

*Things To Do Today*

1. Do the laundry
2. Do the dishes
3. Don’t forget,
....make out that hit list!
4. Feed the dogs
5. Make lemonade
6. Pick up milk
7. Get hand grenades
8. Recheck addresses
9. {note to self
.....while you’re out stalking
......HIDE YOURSELF!}
10. Buy cleaning goods,
......especially bleach
11. Please, leave no traces!
......(That’s all you need...)
12. Oh, and call the sitter,
......she’s to be there after school!
13.Remind her, they have homework
.....on your list of things to do...

Let me dig out my 'to do' list....

hmmmm, only 1 'to do' left on it.
Says "Do Shad".
Dondi sits back and grins with an evilness that would be the envy of all.

1 Wake up!
2. Go to bed!

Get off YA and get to work.

lol...
1. get some sleep
2. feed kids
3. help kid with homework
4. work work work
5. clean house
6. do laundry
7. groceries
8. bills
9. bathe kids
10. feed dogs
11. bathe dogs
12. get some sleep, i say this one twice cuz i never get any

you're silly.

1.Finish remodeling the house before my husband returns form his business trip and finds the house as if it was in a total home make over section.

Well, that covers my next 3 days.... :-)

My to do list is short as I am at a stake out watching your house! lol Nice list.

To get my stalker freeman in prison where he belong s he went into me and steves IM and cut and pasted and mailed these to young girls using my name and i have a old computer and cannot even listen to u-tunbe .i hope he dies in prison the pervert.we need a mafia mom for him

I love that. Very creative.

LOL - funny and clever! I only have one thing that is a must - get the car from the mechanic, hopefully not leaving behind a bundle of money.

I really enjoyed this awesomely creative poem. I just love it when people can turn the most mundane areas of ordinary life into art. Well written, great rhyme scheme, and really fun topic.

Try and write a bit.