Why do wise men always have beards?

Question: Why do wise men always have beards!?
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because they have no time for personal hygine, they're too busy thinkingWww@QuestionHome@Com

coz these men don't find the need to seek many women's attention by being so overconscious about looking good, since they have pride and somehow more focused to be loyal to their spouses!. as for hygiene, those who shave are those who actually don't want anything much left on their face be cleaned up everyday!. but the weird thing is when they (men who shaves) are somehow willing to grow a forest on their armpit, although it's actually a damp area!. this is a majority generalization but if to take in the details, not all men with beards are that wise, and not all men without beards are that desperate!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I think they grow them to compensate for scratching their heads every-time they think; instead they stroke their beards whenever their baffled in thoughts!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

They don't!. My ex is stupid beyond belief, has an IQ of 172 and is a walking, talking, blooming idiot--and he has a beard!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Because they are smart enough to know that if they don't shave every day they will save money by not buying razor blades or a razor!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Hmmmm!.!.!.!.

Quill strokes his tightly trimmed beard as he ponders the link between Testosterone & Wisdom!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

to cover up their frankincense, gold, and myrrh so they don't get mugged!. xDWww@QuestionHome@Com

Stephen Hawking doesn't have a beard!.

And he can't even shave!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Cuz their smart enough to realize than shaving is a pain in the a**! lol!Www@QuestionHome@Com

cause they weren't dumb enough to shave daily!Www@QuestionHome@Com

i don't really know, but with age comes wisdom!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Shaving kills brain cellsWww@QuestionHome@Com

Not meWww@QuestionHome@Com