How can i learn to selfconciously lie?

Question: How can i learn to selfconciously lie!?

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yea there are somethings i have to lie about and i want to do it without killing my inner mojo!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

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Word it in a tricky politik sort of way so that the literal words are true even though the sentiment isn't!. What's the lie!? (so we can help, of course!.)

Edit: Oh man that's not gonna work!. Be honest about things like that!. What you're doing by lying about it is cheapening their whole belief system!. Anyway, If you must manipulate a christian you say you're a hopeful agnostic and then the missionary impulse will kick in and they'll like you more because you'll be a chance for them to save a soul!. It'll end badly if you pretend to be a christian!. You'll be asked about the Bible and you won't know what to say etc!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

There is an old Polish saying, "Lies have short legs!."

If you are going to lie, learn to BELIEVE the lie!. Then 1: it isn't lying!. 2: you don't have to be self-conscious about it 3: If you aren't lying, (see #1,) how can it affect your mojo!? Www@QuestionHome@Com

HAHA, an atheist pretending to be Christian, wow!. Www@QuestionHome@Com