If your pet could talk, what do you think it would say?

Question: If your pet could talk, what do you think it would say!?
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If my pet fish could talk!.!.!.

Fish: HEY, WAZZUP!?

Human: Uhh, nothing much, you!?

Fish: I swim in my own filth, get fed artificial rubbish and are constantly surrounded by dumbfounded humans who tap on the glass!. How do you think I feel!?

My fish suicided!.
It jumped out of the tank and died!.
This led me to believe it was because of the harsh life all goldfish live!.

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I think my dog would be telling me off, and generally be a smart ar$e!.
she'd be saying, bring me on a walk, bring me on a walk, bring me on a walk, and on and on, until I brought her on a walk!.
Then , I hope ye made some extra dinner for me, and followed by just rub me will ye!. Oh yeah just there, ah rub me again!.

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He'd say

Tom boy, why do you keep injecting me with insulin every morning and night!? Where do you go every day!?
also, feed me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

These humans are so arrogant, they actually think and believe that I'm the one who is the pet, lolWww@QuestionHome@Com

My dog would just constantly nag me for biscuits!. He already know that if he gives me the 'puppy dog eyes' and a little whinge that I will fold and give him some, imagine if he could talk!Www@QuestionHome@Com

Mine would ask for another sofa to hang out on or maybe how come do I have to wear this damn leash when we go outside!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

if my fish could talk they would say forget this guy im finding my own water ,because i let the tank get down to half empty before i fill up again with fresh water Www@QuestionHome@Com

there is reincarnation and iv always understood just didn't have permission to answer you !. ha ha got you masterWww@QuestionHome@Com

It would say "enough with this can food, give me some steak with potatoes and gravy"!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

!.!.!.lets go back to the lady with the cute dalmation!.!.!.papa!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Is that all you want to see what they give me next door to eat!. mMMMnnn finger licking good!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
DO YOU LOVE ME TOO

i more love it if it will laugh like you doWww@QuestionHome@Com

DON'T TREAD ON ME

The dolphins would say :

So Long and Thanks for all the FishWww@QuestionHome@Com

god i don't wanna know!. those evil demons would take over and it'd sound like a horror movieWww@QuestionHome@Com

i want to eat and eat eat eat and play play playWww@QuestionHome@Com

Thank you Master for sustaining my genes!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

where's the beef !?Www@QuestionHome@Com

I love you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

"I love you,Mama!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

i bet it would go on strike!.!.and it will say!.!.STOP TREATING ME LIKE AN ANIMAL!!Www@QuestionHome@Com

hey, Diana, buy me friskies !! It has come to end=PWww@QuestionHome@Com

foodWww@QuestionHome@Com

give me some more viriety of food for gods sakeWww@QuestionHome@Com

food me lots now!Www@QuestionHome@Com

"I'm a big fat jerk!."Www@QuestionHome@Com

stop sticking your finger up my ****Www@QuestionHome@Com