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Question: Apparently we are all going to die!. What do you propose we do about this "inconvenience"!?
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Sell all your posessions, empty your bank account and join me!. I am building a space ship that will rendezvous with the Grey's ship!. There they have the technology, so far advanced beyond anything we could understand, that will keep up alive forever!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Reductionist version: Suck it up, deal with it, and know that when you do die, there will be no further sucking or dealing!.

Wuss version: The great big sky fairy will give me eternal "life" afterwards and I will be happy doing eternity, despite going stark raving mad after about oooooh, a million years or so!. Well, that's one million years down, and still and eternity to go!. Talk about making progress in the "afterlive!." There ain't any!.

Scraping the bottom of the barrel version: I will die and come back as some lowly insect because I wasted my life saying pater nosters to the wrong sky dude!. So that's one step forward, 10 steps back!. Gee, I sure hope I get to be a bumblebee instead of a cockroach!.

Grasping at straws version: I will have lots and lots of offspring, and my DNA shall SURVIVE (mad cackles, mwuah ha ha ha haaaa)!.

Well, that's about it!. My advice, la la la la live for today!. And fling poo accurately, you never know when you'll get another good shot at that obnoxious zoo visitor!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

I once worked in a mental hospital!.
I noticed a patient,who outwardly never gave any sign of deep religious faith,get on his knees each night to pray!.
I really wanted to here what he said,and as a orderly,I was expected to
be in and out of the ward,so I hid behind a divider, and listened!.
he said:

"Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep!.
If i should die before I wake,
Why, that would be just Fu-king Great!!!"

I cant beat that!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Nothing!. Trying to avoid the unavoidable is futile!. Having long accepted the fact, my whole aim is how to face it when it does come!.

!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.SHORT_PA!.!.!. The painting ( Der Tod als Freund) on the website you give is from a late-20th century book entitled: Klassizismus, Romantik und historische Kunst (page 320)!. A collector friend of mine had just received the book, and on opening it at random myself, I was 'struck' by this work of Alfred Rethel!. I have a copy of it stuck against my office file unit!Www@QuestionHome@Com

I don't see how it is inconveinent!. I can't wait for it to happen!. Life is a bunch of people who don't care about anyone but themselves even if you are completely in love with them!. It will NEVER matter because they are too busy going out and boning everyone else!. So who cares if everybody dies!? All this is is a lot of selfish ******* tryng to get laid!! I hate him!. He makes me miserable!.

Sorry!.!.!.!. I needed to vent!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Achieve all goals in life, until the end of the day to die!.
Still then, there is a never ending learning until we die!.

And so when we die there is still a new way to learn your mistakes again, & life goes on and on again!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Stop screaming and crying and pretending to ignore the friend who will never let any of us down!. To invite him into our lives and live with him in mind!. I'll let a picture finish explaining!.

Death as a Friend
Alfred Rethel
http://www!.pilgern!.ch/images/tod_als_fre!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Attempt to expede the evolution of the human brain!.

Nonsensical humor is a start, it forces the brain to search for answers that aren't there!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

We live and let die! And sing our hearts out every day until we do!.!.!.!.!.

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=pZdsIj4pA!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Live the best life we can until it happens and not worry about the end of the game!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

if you wish to die at some point that's your choice- i personally am unwilling to do so!. Www@QuestionHome@Com

Dog for virginsWww@QuestionHome@Com

Not without a fightWww@QuestionHome@Com

Eat right!.!.!.exercise!.!.!.!.praise God!.!.!.do the hokey pokey and turn yoreself about!Www@QuestionHome@Com