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Question: How can I make a daily schedule that will give enough time to prove everyone on the internet is wrong but me!?
I have come to the conclusion that EVERYONE on the internet is wrong but me!. I am going to set out to prove them ALL wrong!. However, there are tons of blogs, posting sites, YA, etc!. so I will have to type fast!. Please help me make a schedule!. Thanks!Www@QuestionHome@Com


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After you have taken your medications, and spoken with the clinical therapist and the orderlies have tied the sleeves of your jacket back behind you, you can lay down in a quiet, dark room on the soft floor or lean against the padded walls and you will begin to feel much better!.

Be well (literally)!.

First, it isn't fair but it is the way that it is!.

Second, go right as going left takes you away from the castle (according to the little worm on the wall)!.

Finally, if everyone on the internet is wrong and you're on the internet then you would be wrong, too!.

So, for you to be right you can't be on the internet which simplifies you schedule as you now don't have all those people to prove wrong, right!?

To quote Sarah, "I've figured it out!"

To quote the two doors she was speaking wiht, "Is that right!?

I don't know! I've never understood it!"

(this one has an eight year old daughter and has seen the movie you mention many times!.!.!.)Www@QuestionHome@Com

You have to become like Barclay from that Star Trek episode and hook your brain up to the internet, become one collective mind with it!. Like the Borg!.

But if we're all wrong, then you shouldn't listen to me!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Ah!.!.very clever!.!.

If I am always right , how can I ever ask someone to help mem prove that I am right !?

Nice one!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

How can you possibly ask us to make up a schedule for you!? After all, it would be all wrong!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Yeah, all we can give you is a wrong schedule and it would just make it worse!. Maybe it would make you wrong, too! Better just go and ask someone on the street!. Or no - don't listen to me, I'm on the internet!

Damn, this is a hard one!.

I think the only solution is that we all must meet in real life!. Everyone!. No exceptions!. That should do the trick, because then there would be no one on the internet and that would mean no one is wrong and well, then we all are right and there would be peace!.

Well, maybe we can just accept that we're all wrong and just say it out loud and because we're online we're actually right because all we say/type is wrong!.

My right has left!. Bye! :]Www@QuestionHome@Com