How to attract female to sit beside you when the bus is half full and no one sit

Question: How to attract female to sit beside you when the bus is half full and no one sit beside you!?
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Start counting hundred dollar bills!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

just like be reading a newspaper or something or checking out something on your phone and say, hey, can you believe this!.!.!. blah blah and just start talking about it!. and then let it go from there!. i mean, if she's close by and you look normal and all, otherwise she might just think you're crazy, talking to nobody on the bus!.

or you can say something like, "hey, i'm taking a poll," maybe you can say it's for school or whatever, "and i've been asking guys and girls all day, who lies more, guys or girls!?" surely, she'll have an answer and then you can bullshit about this!. Then you can say, btw, i'm randy!. i mean, that's your name!. you don't want to tell her you're randy!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

Sit closer to her and introduce yourself!. The basic, honest approach, is just the best!.

If you start out wanting to have sex, it shows!. Just be natural!.

I know, it sounds like a contradiction!. Whatever!. :PWww@QuestionHome@Com

Don't even look at her!.
If that doesn't work and you are really desparate, you go and sit beside her!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

small talk, do somethin like drop a coin by her, go get it, then sit by herWww@QuestionHome@Com

Try TicTacs and Old Spice, strategically deployed!.!.!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

smell good and look attractive and approachableWww@QuestionHome@Com

stand up and offer her the seat with you!.Www@QuestionHome@Com

a half smile, then giggle for a second!. gets them everytime,,,Www@QuestionHome@Com